Something Authorly will be taking a short break this week from Tuesday Sept. 4th through Friday Sept. 7th. This is for two reasons: 1.) I need to re-charge the mental batteries as the last four months of four posts per week has drained the creative juices a bit and 2.) I actually got a real-life jobby-job this week with a desk and people telling me what to do. People telling me what does not include the words “Hey, isn’t this a post day? You better get on it. Forget the TPS reports, we need more butt-hole jokes.” Unless this place is way more laid-back than I’ve been led to believe.
For those of you who complain about not being able to keep up, you’ll get a reprieve from me gumming up your FB news feed with my incessant babbling. And for Will, the world’s greatest intern, this is unfortunately going to put a negative dent into SA’s 3rd quarter earnings to the tune of three cents. But with SA’s new income stream I’ll be more than happy to siphon some off those funds to offset our loss in advertising revenue.
See you next Tuesday. (And I don’t mean that in the wimpy way that people who want to say cunt but can’t bring themselves to do it mean it)
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Congrats, cocknock
Do you think cocknock is spelled the way you did it or cockknock? Is it one of the elusive double kk words? Like knickknack?
A job? A goddamn job? This better not reduce the number of posts. Where is the concern for my chuckles? I guess I’m trying to say congratulations.
There will be no reduction in chuckles. And thank you.
Yay, I’m glad you got a job! Isn’t it going to kill you not to call your coworkers obscene names…or do you not have Tourettes?
I am going to have to tone down the butt-hole business for the first few weeks. Usually I ingratiate myself with everybody and then start acting like a total degenerate but by that time they’ve invested too much time in training me so they can’t fire me.