Time for some sexxay sexing news sex stories.
Oh c’mon, you’re thinking about sex anyway. Half of you unrepentant self abusers probably just watched or are prepping to watch some porn. Consider this your masturbatory appetizer.
Maybe so Spiderman. But you know what else happens to people with interesting lives? They get arrested. And as we all know, nobody ever got arrested for masturbating.
Actually I can’t back that up. Hundreds of thousands of people have been arrested for masturbating and other sordid sexxay crimes. Let’s learn about them!