Adriana gave it her mispelled, repetitive and almost sort of convincing all to hook a paying porn customer.
I periodically scan through my spam email looking for Nigerian scams to troll. Occasionally…very occasionally a sex spam email catches my attention. It will allegedly be from somebody who has the name of a friend of mine. I look at it and go, “Oh Deandra. Why you are emailing me out of the blue?”
I open up the email and read:
watch daddy destroy his daughter’s dirrty little fuck-hole live.
And then I go “Well Deandra, you need to spell check your marketing material if you want consumers to take your incest porn seriously.
And that’s usually about how long the emails are. Until I came across this email from Adriana with the subject: “were you in town last night hah”
Intrigued by the inexplicable addition of “hah” to the subject line I opened the spam.
It was 954 words long. (I know because I cut and pasted it into Word and started proof-reading it)