Chat log excerpts from my fantasy football draft with my degenerate friends. And Mitt Romney.
[Draft Will Commence In 5 minutes]
Himbokal (Commissioner): Is everybody logged on? Hello?
Jizz Dick Cock-Hole: Here
Jizz Light-Year: Yo
Jizzdsay Jizzhan: Here
[Jizz Dripping From Your Anus logged in]
Himbokal: Wait, how many of you have the word “jizz” is your team name?
Jizzasterpiece Theatre: When you name the league “Boner Fuel”
Jizz Dripping From Your Anus: I’ve never not used jizz in my FF name
Himbokal: I’m pausing this for a minute. At least 3 of you have to change your name. Jizz Dick Cock-Hole who r u? U should change yours. Doesn’t even make sense.
[Jizz Dick Cock-Hole has logged out]
[0% Of The Black Vote has logged in]
0% Of The Black Vote: Better?
Himbokal: It’s the most truthful name in this whole league.